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The cult of Terri
Merch store
Go on! Show your commitment to Terri Today!
Original Hat - Only £verything!
What's that on your head! It's not a set of horns, but it's the next best thing! You know this hat will make you a true follower of Terri.
Original T-shirt - £920 and a soul
Don't expect anything better than 100% polyester, as this shirt is too cool for quality checks! Each has a custom tag labelling you a unique numbered follower! Don't you want to belong?
Glitched T-shirt - £969 and a soul
Don't expect anything better than 100% polyester, as this shirt is too cool for quality checks! Each has a custom tag labelling you a unique numbered follower! Don't you want to belong?
Terri's Friendship Bracelet - £772 and your life savings!
Be best friends FOREVER with Terri! Buy his friendship bracelet and feel closer to him! Warning, if your fingers start losing circulation, it's not his fault.
Pin Badge - £10 and your career
Being a good follower is hard but with a badge, you have a constant reminder of the cult you serve!
Cult of Terri Keychain - £144 SALE for a lifetime!
OMG! What is on your bag! A Terri keychain? Make your friends and family suspicious with this dashing keychain!
Original Terri Poster - £5 and an email
Feeling nostalgic? Choose this amazing A3 glossy standard poster to stick on your wall. Watch it hang over you and judge every sacrifice you make to Terri's cult!
Pink Terri Poster - £5 and an email
Feeling pink? Choose this amazing A3 glossy standard poster to stick on your wall. Watch it hang over you and judge every sacrifice you make to Terri's cult!
Inverted Terri Poster - £5 and an email
Feeling ghostly? Choose this amazing A3 glossy standard poster to stick on your wall. Watch it hang over you and judge every sacrifice you make to Terri's cult!
Glitched Terri Poster - £5 and an email
Feeling glitchy? Choose this amazing A3 glossy standard poster to stick on your wall. Watch it hang over you and judge every sacrifice you make to Terri's cult!
Dark Terri Poster - £5 and an email
Feeling uneasy? Choose this amazing A3 glossy standard poster to stick on your wall. Watch it hang over you and judge every sacrifice you make to Terri's cult!
Cult of Terri Flyer 10x - £100000
Spread Terri's invaluable gospel with a pack of 10 flyers! A4 cheap printer paper that you could print yourself, but won't because you wouldn't want to make Terri displeased, now would you?
Cult of Terri Leaflet - £90 and lifetime servitude!
Everything you need to know is in this handy little leaflet! Showcasing Terri's four rules, his website and his glorious face. A lovely holiday gift for anyone needing to commit their soul to a tyranical god.
What a deal!
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